(Contributed by R.S.Kochak '74)

The following are new windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000:

  1. Smash your forehead on keyboard to continue
  2. Enter any four digit prime number to continue
  3. Press any key to continue or any other key to exit
  4. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test
  5. Clos your eyes and press escape three times
  6. Bad command or file name ! Go stand in a corner
  7. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game?
  8. Windows message :"Error saving file ! Format drive now ? (Y/N) "
  9. This is a message from God Gates : "Rebooting the world . Please log off."
  10. To 'shut down' your system type 'WIN'
  11. Breakfast . . sys halted . . .Ceral port not responding
  12. Coffee.sys missing. . . Insert cup in cup holder and press any key
  13. File not found. Should I fake it?
  14. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N)
  15. Runtime error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent user

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